Ouch...

i was infected by meisze. so i'll try to get well, but the illness tells me to do this! help. i've done it before. but now i can't think of people fast enough. gosh, am i stupid or something.


just list 20 people on the top of your head, (if you don't mind them standing there in the first place)
read the questionaire and answer. only after you've put the names down, that is. so here is mine


1.mum
2.lipjeen
3.jimmy tee
4.teikzhen
5.yeekiat
6.ngeezheng
7.joonheng
8.jankee
9.debbie
10.matthew lee
11.blackie (kelvin)
12.jonathan au
13.mingwai
14.george bush
15.badawi
16.qadir
17.shiyuan
18.brandon boyd
19.flea
20.seng chye


1) How did you meet 14? (bush)
by our lovely invention! called the television. but i've had a bush of my own since i was about twelve i think. hahaha.

2) What would you do if you haven’t met no. 1? (mum)
half of me would be swimming around somewhere in her Fallopian tube, then discarded in the next period. my other half (as in the other half of me, not talking about lipjeen) be swimming in my father's epididymis before being abruptly flushed out somewhere.

3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (debbie and seng chye)
it's not totally out of the question, actually. since they are housemates there's not issue of going back to who's place at the end of the date. "sorry darling, my parents are home" "EH, DUN BLUFF LA!"

4) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (ngee zheng and shi yuan)
no, but well, whatever rocks you boat man.

5) Describe no.3. (jimmy tee)
he's tall, he's dark, and (lo and behold, nothing to spoil the cliche) he's handsome. he runs like the wind, he is religious, (if the world wasn't so asian-phobic, he would be the pope), plays the guitar and drums...and he's available (i know you buggers were waiting for this)

6) Do you think no 8 is attractive? (jan kee)
yea, in his own way. what's not to like? but i know someone else who does too. just suffice to say if anything comes about from that, me and him could be related.

7) Tell me about no. 7. (joonheng)
he arh. well, he's a cute guy. haha. sometimes we just wanna kill him, cute as he is. don't be fooled. he's good a basketball and badminton.

8) Do you know anything bout no.12’s family? (jon au)
parents are dentists, live at usj 5, drive saabs, and sure as hell know how to raise a lame son.

9) What is no 8’s favourite? (jan kee)
mojitos

10) What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you? (blackie)
i'll sleep with the lights on. just in case you know.

11) What language does 15 speak? (badawi)
money. you greet people like this "yu tolong ai, ai tolong yu la, paham tak?"

12) Who is 9 going out with? (debbie)
mostly with the m206 bunch la. after all, she's been abandoned by her own. nevermind! she's always welcome to come along, with those dimples.

13) How old is 16 now? (qadir)
20. but he's stuck as a fire fighter in singapore.

14) When was the last time you talked to 13? (mingwai)
a few seconds ago. i'm in his room what...

15) No. 2’s fav singer? (lipjeen)
oh crap, i don't know.

16) Would you date no.18? (brandon boyd)
oh shit! i wanna say yes and no at the same time! just bring me to your jam sessions and you can show your tattoos to someone else.

17) Would you date 4? (Teik Zhen)
only if i wanna die laughing...

18) Is 15 single? (badawi)
nope. he snagged himself a bride recently. chi kuh peh.

19) What’s 10’s last name? (matthew lee)
what, noone taught you to read inside the brackets?

20) Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? (blackie)
maybe. if he just learns to take off my G-string, instead of twanging it, guitar-style.

21)What school does 3 go to? (jimmy tee)
whichever school is manly enough to take him on.

22)Where does 6 live? (ngee zheng)
in malacca. nice place, really, i've been there! fierce dog.

23) What’s your fav thing bout 5? (yee kiat)
funnily, his cursing. "mai koo liew, mai jeat!"


Tag: anyone la.

Back (No Longer A Testee)

(that's my brother reflected in the mirror behind me)

i'm back!!! the test is over. hope i passed.

anyway, me and quite a number of ppl went over to lipjeen's place yesterday to celebrate her birthday:

myself, evelyn, edwina, joon heng, jan kee, mervin wong pak ming, suisse, sarah yuen, huiling, debbie lee, sengchye, and jian min went over to her place. we bought a cake and sang and made a lot of noise. haha...quite fun!

thank you so much for coming! it meant a lot to me! serious! and special thanks to joon heng for going out on a limb to buy a cake for lipjeen. the sunflowers took up my time.

God is good.

Back

sometimes, i wonder if it is all worth it...

I Turn Around Today

there's to no time for games anymore. neither is there for blogging. on thursday is my summative exams. and on saturday is lipjeen's birthday. (get her a new wallet if you wanna know what she needs)

it's strange how we can be so close and so far. i miss you dearie.

i'll bite the bullet for you. i just wish i knew how.

I'm Getting Older (and Fatter Too...)

(L-R: ben tan, yee kiat, kien ji, teck leong, teik zhen, wan xin, yi juin, eng tze and me)

that day teik zhen sent me an email. it was mine! i wrote it to thank those who signed on my birthday card back in 2003. he had it all along and was going through the junk in his inbox and decided to re-send it. well well well! haha. i haven't forgotten about you all either, my friends. that's right, ship or no ship.

i dug around in my closet today, and this is what i found. haha. sorry. no picture of ngee zheng. dunno what happened to him that day. it was at marche under hmv at the heeren shopping centre along orchard road. it's gone now (marche, not the complex), but oh well.

the amazing thing is, given my extremely short, contorted and horrible memory, in that picture, i remember everybody's date of birth!

just test me!

ben tan: july 13

yee kiat: december 7

kien ji: january 28

teck leong: march 30

teik zhen: april 4

wan xin: (see ben tan)

yi juin: (not too sure, but i think it's november 17)

eng tze: september 27

me: ...erh... (wait, WAIT! i remember....november.....15th??? or was it 20th? erh...)

AWW SHUCKS, NOT AGAIN!!!!

just for completeness sake:

ngee zheng: september 26

moses han: april 1

Pain, Pain, Go Away

what a wonderfully screwed and miserable day. gosh. anyway, it has been raining like nothing here in ampang. supposed to be studying but i'm getting way too distracted. i came online, and, lo and behold! i've got a number of new visitors to my blog! welcome you all!

(feels a bit weird though. like i'm a party host or something)

me and my brother wanted to play basketball in the evening, but it rained, so, cancel larh.

back to mugging. getting off my lazy bum, back to utilising my under-utilised brain, and back to trying to actually remember something. propranolol is a beta adrenagic antagonist.

Mug-mug-mug

whoa, this is depressing. we are all studying for the upcoming summative examinations. cardiovascular system (heart and vessels) and respiratory system (lungs and airway).

it's a saturday and i'm stuck at home. i ain't doing nothing. just slacking around. gahz.

hate it hate it hate it hate it! can't blog too much. bye.

Psh.

do you ever have those days? in which everything begins with good intentions. like studying! or writing something nice! or going for a run! or sleeping less!

but NOOOO! cruel fate always seems to throw a curveball at us. jams all the clockwork that's supposed to make us better human beings. it tests my (or rather lack of) discipline. that's right. D, I-fucking-SCIPLINE. oh how am i gonna be a good doctor if i do not study???

help. let me illustrate why your eyes had to tread over the shards of my ranting and cursing. i bought this silly little book from the summit called the cider house rules. and, damn am i hooked or what?

well, on the flipside, it is quite funny. it's about this orphanage in a rural wood-sy town in maine. and there's this kid called homer wells. anyway, there's a girl in the story too, called melony! hahaha! i was like what the....?

she was supposed to be melody, but turned out to be melony because of a typo. and as the author wrote,

"the mistyping was a fortunate mistake, actually, because there was nothing melodious about that girl. she was about sixteen (no one really knew her exact age), and there was in the fullness of her breasts and in the roundness of her bottom very much the suggestion of melons"

then there's this part where the main guy gets kinda taken for a trial adoption by a very outdoor-sy couple. think jimmy tee and erh, a female version of him. they go camping a lot so, owing to their busy schedules, the orphanage doc concluded that they haven't been able to successfully concieve. so anyway they take this kid for a camping trip to see a moose. and one morning the orphan wakes up to grunts which he thought was a moose, but...

"if dr larch would have been present, he might have drawn new conclusions concerning the winkles' inability to produce offspring. he would have concluded that the violent athlethicism of their coupling simply destroyed, or scared to death, every available egg and sperm"

hahaha, dammit, i laughed man. great book. my pleasant distraction.

Perfection: How Depressing

early tonight i caught what was about half and hour of Bewitched, nicole kidman's movie, which is a total flop. it was on HBO. if it weren't i wouldn't bother peeling my eyelids for it.

this, coupled with snippets i watch from channel 76 of astro, or E!, i have to conclude that she's one of the most elegant people in showbusiness. every red carpet appearance she dazzles, every movie she looks perfect. how can sia? it's crazy! how can someone look so proper all the time? i can only imagine what this kinda thing does for the girls self esteem. haha, even worse: the victoria secret fashion show. haha.

i mean, russell crowe, johnny depp and all colin farrell all turn into regular joes outside the movies, sometimes even on the red carpet. so, hah! the dog are keeping it real.

ladies, you can catfight all the way up that ladder to perfection.

Shoot Me

i would be the first person to tell you that i'm an unworthy boyfriend. it's true! i know, when people look at me, jovial, upbeat, and what-not, they think i will be a great boyfriend. but that's not true. my girlfriend would know. even then there are some things that i do know.

fellas, tell your gal that she's gorgeous, or if not, attractive. that's why you dig her anyway right?

a compliment every now and then will probably make for a much more pleasant relationship.

fellas, some times, you just have to bite the bullet, douse your ego and apologise first. for the greater good.

so here's to you, and your sweet smile: today you looked gorgeous, and sweet and cute, and i'll bite the bullet for you. you can love me with an ak47 and i'll still come back for more.

cheerio!

I Miss These Guys

L-R (back row): qadir, faizal, salman, and shi yuan

L-R (front row): aini, fairuz, engtze, myself, cheehau (with soft toy) and venkat (with bolster)

you know i've got this junior of mine in the newest M207 intake in IMU. his name is eric. anyway, i kinda thought about my friends all back in VJC. well, that guy with the bolster there, venkat, is that anomaly larh.

i managed to fish these pics from my ampang house computer to my laptop, since i do all my blogging and word processing and time-wasting here anyway. so yeah.

vi-ictoria in singapore, there are other schools we know - kinda corny for the first line of the school song, right, but anyways.

Charity Run: The Aftermath

it's sunday night now. i just got back from my mum's place, and now i'm at my dad's place, typing this away. i'm wathing a rugby match between scotland and portugal.

seriously man, rugby is so much more interesting than soccer. it's more tactical, less due to chance, and the players aren't wimps. they aren't actors that were too ugly to hire, no matter how good they were at acting. they are seriously really strong, fit and fast. monsters, nothing less. no matter how much body contact they take, they don't cry out for their mothers to come back from the grave and nurse them. they just get back up and go for more! either that, or they limp off.

anyway, yesterday the charity run carnival ended! for good!!! whoohoo! after a lot of carrying tables and chairs, collecting coupons, counting coupons, and choking on coupons... it's all over!! whoohoo!

and to show for it, i have a bright, eye-hurting orange tee, and... A RETURN TRIP BY AIR TO JAKARTA! lucky draw, dudes! how's that for luck eh? on top of that, i won a toaster too!
ah, i've got to get up at seven to get to university by eight for my Clinical Skills Unit lessons.

a storm rumbles on...

Charity Run

tomorrow is the IMU Charity Run & Carnival!!! time to take out those old running shoes, or break in a new pair!!

IT'S GONNA BE A SMASHING TIME! LOADS OF PEOPLE! STALLS FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD (actually only out of sri petaling), AND OF COURSE, A CHALLENGING AND A FUN, FUN, FUN RUN!!!

(big deal).

anyway...i've got to be at the coupons booth, selling drinks. no, i'm kidding. i'll be selling coupons. drinks will be sold at the drinks stall, you moron.

good night, everyone! i've gotta wake up early to help some guys set up the place. see you, and rock on!

Shuffle

okay, i'm not usually one for the surveys, but i saw this on Nisha's blog and i couldn't resist! so here we go. the few simple rules are..

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to each question.

4. NO CHEATING.

1. How am I feeling today?

Shuffle says: bullet proof... i wish i was - radiohead
Comment: yeah, it's true! i had a problem-based learning session, and i got shot down! but well, i deserved it.

2. Where will I get married?
Shuffle says: impress them - lo
Comment: heh! you buggers didn't think i'd get married in the end eh?? well? impressive enough for you??

3. What is my best friend's theme song?
Shuffle says: keep the dream alive - oasis
Comment: yup yup! it's true. they all dream to go and do great and wonderful things.

4. What was high school like?
Shuffle says: constellations - jack johnson
Comment: well, well, whaddaya know!? the sports houses back in JC were all named after constellations. ursa, phoenix, lynx, draco, pegasus... i think... haha...

5. What is the best thing about me?
Shuffle says: the ghost of you - my chemical romance
Comment: hahahaha!!! damn la. i knew you buggers were all waiting for me to kick the bucket.

6. How is today going to be?
Shuffle says: billy brown - mika
Comment: "then billy brown fell in love with another man" ohno. not good, not good....

7. What is in store for this weekend?
Shuffle says: naked sunday - stone temple pilots
Comment: i'm not faking this!!! oh goodness! yeay!!! a naked sunday. yessssiiiirrrRRR!!!

8. What song describes my parents?
Shuffle says: shine - muse
Comment: well, i wonder if it's because my dad's losing hair and gaining more forehead?

9. How is my life going?
Shuffle says: vertigo - u2
Comment: whoo!! right'o! it's dizzying yeah.

10. What song will they play at my funeral?

Shuffle says: bad day - R.E.M.

Comment: "shit so thick you can stir with a stick". haha, it would be a bad day indeed. =)

11. How does the world see me?
Shuffle says: writing to reach you - travis
Comment: okay, okay, i get it. they don't wanna 'see me' per se. they write instead...

12. What do my friends really think of me?
Shuffle says: only wanna be with you - hootie & the blowfish
Comment: really? whoohoo! that's plenty of fun then! =)

13. Do people secretly lust after me?
Shuffle says: more matey - keane
Comment: bring it ON!!!

14. How can I make myself happy?
Shuffle says: walking away - lifehouse
Comment: ohno. i have to walk away from her?? nonono, ohno.

15. What should I do with my life?
Shuffle says: nebula - incubus
Comment: what?? i don't get it. should i go to space, stare at the stars, become a rockstar or spontaneously combust?

16. Will I ever have children?
Shuffle says: strip my mind - red hot chili peppers
Comment: yep. maybe you'll find the answer in the deep, guttaral subconscious. right now i'm not so sure. (i mean, i am capable, just haven't come to a conclusion yet)

17. What is some good advice?
Shuffle says: dumb love - stone temple pilots
Comment: spot on, mr survey. love is freaking dumb sometimes.

18. What do I think my current theme song is?
Shuffle says: how to be dead - snow patrol
Comment: oh, come on! so morbid!!

19. What does everyone else think about my current life?
Shuffle says: still running - lo
Comment: yeah, see, Question18! i'm still running!

20. What type of women do you like?
Shuffle says: freak - silverchair
Comment: yeay! funky shit! shall i go after that green haired one? or the one who plays poker with her toes??

21. Will you get married?
Shuffle says: in bloom - nirvana
Comment: this song is about puberty and discovering sexuality. go figure.

22. What should I do with my love life?
Shuffle says: nobody knows you when you're down and out - eric clapton
Comment: when i'm down, sometimes, only she can turn things around. love you!

23. Where will you live?

Shuffle says: numb - linkin park
Comment: erh? in a sore limb? don't get it, don't get it, mister survey sir.

24. What will your dying words be?
Shuffle says: privelege - incubus
Comment: ah, i always thought i'd threaten my relatives to come back and haunt them. anyway, it's true. i think living is a privelege. good on ya!

25. When I'm having sex, I say...
Shuffle says: we are the champions - queen
Comment: whoa. major shit. how la hwei. if i do, i think that'll be the last time i get laid. i would have to resort to crawling up a chicken's ass and waiting to get laid.

26. When I meet a guy/girl for the first time I say...

Shuffle says: space dementia - muse

Comment: "space dementia!!!! goooobBBLE GAAABBBLE HOOT HOOTT!!!!" what a way to impress the ladies.

27. When my parents are angry I say...

Shuffle says: yahweh - u2

Comment: yahweh means God. this survey is absolutely right. i will definitely say "OH MY GOD!!!"

Wine and Dine

so....

do you wanna know what a bachelor's dinner looks like??? i'm practically living on my own here in subang. i'm independent, and i'm proud of it. i renew my own road tax, i go and get my car fixed on my own, i find my way around KL on my own, (most of the time), and i taught myself guitar! (okay, so that was a bit unrelated.)

my father didn't come back for dinner, and i had no reason to expect him to.

anyway, i just went for a run at ten at night. 6 rounds of the playground in front of my house. i came back, and i fixed myself a simple dinner.

here it is!

(clockwise from mug with the heart): orange juice, apple, low fat milk, isotonic drink, plate of bread, cheese, mustard and frankfurters, and a plum.

not bad eh?

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE BE DAMNED!

Dream On, Dude.

hi there!!! to all of you who happen to be reading my blog.

i don't know if any of you have found it. was it hard? i haven't tried googling for my own blog, (that's just too self-conscious, isn't it?) anyway.

i just wanted to share some thoughts.

i want a new car. gahz! as of right now, i want the new mitsubishi lancer. it isn't the evolution version yet, just the road-going version, but it's quite sleek. here's a pic.

it has paddle shifters! haha. or the new civic type r version! great value. 222hp at rm200k. shit. why am i thinking of all this? i'm just a lowly medical student. i'm noone special. who'll give me money to buy a car??? my dad already coughed up rm20k for my kia, so, no chances of getting a new one. i thought i'd make a bet with him the other day. if i managed to get As for all the coming exams, will i get a new lancer? haha, but even the blurest guy in m206 (me) know's that this is impossible. gahz.

if i had all the money in the world, i'd like to get a sports car, preferably one with the top down (yum-yum)... no eye on the exact model yet, but...

otherwise, it's the '68 mustang. this car screams ATTITUDE!!!! check out the back. they don't call it a fastback for nothing dudes.

Curses

life is going on great at the moment. i just wished i was part of something bigger. no, guys, this isn't a call for you evangalists to come a talk to me. just well... it feels like the world's a stage. i'm part of something bigger, better, something more out there.

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! garrrrrgh...

maybe i should go and beat up someone.