Ouch...

i was infected by meisze. so i'll try to get well, but the illness tells me to do this! help. i've done it before. but now i can't think of people fast enough. gosh, am i stupid or something.


just list 20 people on the top of your head, (if you don't mind them standing there in the first place)
read the questionaire and answer. only after you've put the names down, that is. so here is mine


1.mum
2.lipjeen
3.jimmy tee
4.teikzhen
5.yeekiat
6.ngeezheng
7.joonheng
8.jankee
9.debbie
10.matthew lee
11.blackie (kelvin)
12.jonathan au
13.mingwai
14.george bush
15.badawi
16.qadir
17.shiyuan
18.brandon boyd
19.flea
20.seng chye


1) How did you meet 14? (bush)
by our lovely invention! called the television. but i've had a bush of my own since i was about twelve i think. hahaha.

2) What would you do if you haven’t met no. 1? (mum)
half of me would be swimming around somewhere in her Fallopian tube, then discarded in the next period. my other half (as in the other half of me, not talking about lipjeen) be swimming in my father's epididymis before being abruptly flushed out somewhere.

3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (debbie and seng chye)
it's not totally out of the question, actually. since they are housemates there's not issue of going back to who's place at the end of the date. "sorry darling, my parents are home" "EH, DUN BLUFF LA!"

4) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (ngee zheng and shi yuan)
no, but well, whatever rocks you boat man.

5) Describe no.3. (jimmy tee)
he's tall, he's dark, and (lo and behold, nothing to spoil the cliche) he's handsome. he runs like the wind, he is religious, (if the world wasn't so asian-phobic, he would be the pope), plays the guitar and drums...and he's available (i know you buggers were waiting for this)

6) Do you think no 8 is attractive? (jan kee)
yea, in his own way. what's not to like? but i know someone else who does too. just suffice to say if anything comes about from that, me and him could be related.

7) Tell me about no. 7. (joonheng)
he arh. well, he's a cute guy. haha. sometimes we just wanna kill him, cute as he is. don't be fooled. he's good a basketball and badminton.

8) Do you know anything bout no.12’s family? (jon au)
parents are dentists, live at usj 5, drive saabs, and sure as hell know how to raise a lame son.

9) What is no 8’s favourite? (jan kee)
mojitos

10) What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you? (blackie)
i'll sleep with the lights on. just in case you know.

11) What language does 15 speak? (badawi)
money. you greet people like this "yu tolong ai, ai tolong yu la, paham tak?"

12) Who is 9 going out with? (debbie)
mostly with the m206 bunch la. after all, she's been abandoned by her own. nevermind! she's always welcome to come along, with those dimples.

13) How old is 16 now? (qadir)
20. but he's stuck as a fire fighter in singapore.

14) When was the last time you talked to 13? (mingwai)
a few seconds ago. i'm in his room what...

15) No. 2’s fav singer? (lipjeen)
oh crap, i don't know.

16) Would you date no.18? (brandon boyd)
oh shit! i wanna say yes and no at the same time! just bring me to your jam sessions and you can show your tattoos to someone else.

17) Would you date 4? (Teik Zhen)
only if i wanna die laughing...

18) Is 15 single? (badawi)
nope. he snagged himself a bride recently. chi kuh peh.

19) What’s 10’s last name? (matthew lee)
what, noone taught you to read inside the brackets?

20) Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? (blackie)
maybe. if he just learns to take off my G-string, instead of twanging it, guitar-style.

21)What school does 3 go to? (jimmy tee)
whichever school is manly enough to take him on.

22)Where does 6 live? (ngee zheng)
in malacca. nice place, really, i've been there! fierce dog.

23) What’s your fav thing bout 5? (yee kiat)
funnily, his cursing. "mai koo liew, mai jeat!"


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