Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Few Pleasures of Life





there really are few things like the first shower after you have your untidy head of grass-like hair trimmed.

you drive home all prickly all over, and when you take that shower, there's something oddly satisfying about watching all those 'lil bits of hair get caught up in the lather of the shampoo, then flow helplessly down the draincover.

feel refreshed. then, of course, it is time for bananas.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

HAHAHAHA....

Spiders On Drugs


and


The Joker as a Baby




that's what happens when you have too much free time on your hands.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Basket....





yay! joon just asked me to go shoot some hoops! =) ah, great stuff. i love you joon heng!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

WhyTheHellMustIPutATtitleHere!?WhatIsWrongWithYouIdiots???!!!

got my baby:


got my music:


life is just peachy!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Blah....





oh goodness...


my life is in turmoil right now. garrrh!
having fun, being tired, singing, partying, drinking... sleeping over.
it's all great, but sometimes...


fucking sick of it.


what i've done the past week.


i went to kota bahru to visit my brother.


drove a manual car there (with great difficulty) dammit!


ate funky illegally poached food there.


came back to the IMU ball after party.


some friends are really great.


some, i really don't know.


maybe when i stop joking around you will see me as i really am.
came in third for IMU idol.
feel quite good about it.
i like putting up a performance.
feels extremely comfortable being up on stage.
our time to shine.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Another One????

you gotta be kidding me man... how can i actually be doing this to myself? maybe it's because i have to do research and present for PBL tomorrow. or maybe it's the fact that i'm quite psyched about nothing at all. but anyway, i bumped into this at shiyuan's blog. and i'll just fill out this survey. just for kicks.


[One] Who was your last text from?
lipjeen


[Two] Where was your default picture taken at?
oh, that! that was at the jamming studio at endah parade/carrefour. i was playing the studio's bass and singing something. can't remember what.


[Three] What's your middle name?
damn la. forgot. wait, i go back check my notes. i tell you tomorrow okay.


[Four] Your current relationship status?
attached but apart. haha. as in i'm at my home and she is at hers la.


[Five] Does your crush(s) like you back?
i hope so...


[Six] What is your current mood?
hungry. hahaha...nolarh, me? just like that larh. i have PBL research to do. and i'm not doing it!!! so how do you think i feel??? pretty good, actually.


[Seven] What's your mom's name?
i dunno. i just call her Mum.


[Eight] What color shirt are you wearing?
why wear a shirt when you're at home and you can do anything??? (haha, lipjeen does this frighten you??)


[Nine] What was the last thing you drank?
ugh! my father's herbal remedy-thingy. eeeyarh! damn bitter. uncompromisingly bitter. from the first drop till the aftertaste. but quite nice la.


[Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
would i now?? i guess i would.


[Eleven] Have a crazy side?
doesn't everyone??


[Twelve] Ever had a near death experience?
does getting caught by the principal for drinking in the hostel count??


[Thirteen] Something you do a lot?
without a doubt, breathe and pump blood and fire off nervous impulses, twitch certain muscle fibres, digest, excrete, absorb, secrete, synthesise, breakdown, meiosis, mitosis, apoptosis and...erh... i talk alot.


[Fourteen] Angry at anyone?
nope. at you larh


[Fifteen] Do you wanna see somebody right now?
oh yes i do! haha!


[Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
there's this guy called stevanov whom i met when i was in the upper secondary years. indonesian guy, one year older, but we called him ninja turtle coz he had a very round head.


[Seventeen] When was the last time you cried?
grandmother's eulogy. it wasn't so much the sadness, it was talking about how i'll miss her. wah lau. that got the taps going.


[Eighteen] Who would you do anything for?
my mum. but please Mum, don't take me shopping.


[Nineteen] Who is your idol?
i dunno la. gosh.


[Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
everything larh. you tell me there's a guy who doesn't do a quick up-and-down whenever they meet a girl??? come to think about it, don't we do that to everyone?


[Twenty-one] What do you usually order from starbucks?
latte. the best drink there is. fraps are chick drinks.


[Twenty-two] What's your biggest secret?
i'm actually elvis.


[Twenty-three] Favorite movie?
gosh. hard to say. i don't really remember... i suppose it has to be the lord of the rings larh. but it's a trilogy, so i don't think they can be counted. ah hell! one of their movies is so long, each should be counted as two movies!


[Twenty-four] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
only when i get the chance! dammit! i'm to ashamed to ask my dad to subscribe to cartoons. but i absolutely like spongebob squarepants!


[Twenty-five] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
nothing. sources say i've eaten and drank enough already.


[Twenty-six] Do you speak any other language?
swahili.


[Twenty-seven] What's your favorite smell?
ooh cool! another one of those questions that will end up making me look like some pervert with weird fetishes! anyway, i like the dove shower gel. the green one. and head and shoulders menthol. =)


[Twenty-eight] Describe your life in two words, what would it be?
just fine


[Twenty-nine] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
what the... you mean this guy??


[Thirty] Do you like the rain?
hey man, you're freaking me out. what are you? the president of the rain fanclub??

[Thirty-one] What are you thinking about right now?
maybe i should start PBL....

Oh Gosh, Damn Stupid La...

hahaha... for all those of you who don't know that the intestines can be like so-and-so long, and you think your body is one straight passage, here, watch this!



How to Untangle Mp3 Headphones



if you're in med school and you think this is a great idea, you should:


1.) quit med school, you dumbass
2.) report yourself to the SPCA
3.) get new earphones!!! there are new bluetooth ones that don't have cats. oops, sorry, i mean cords.



anyway, i was looking at nirvana's live performance of smells like teen spirit, and i stumbled upon their first live performance of the said song (or so claimed the title). dammit man!!! kurt cobain is such a freaking rockstar! before they start (if you can ignore the jumping bassist) kurt mumbles,


"don't really know if you, these people in this room know...
that courtney love...
the lead singer of the sensational pop group Hole...
is the best fuck in the world"

i mean, wah lau! how can you be any more rockstar than that???